What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Santa Clues!

Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.
Now thats what you call pot luck!

What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday ?
Freeze a jolly good fellow !

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?
Santapplause !

Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas ?
Santa Jaws !

Why does Father Christmas like to work in the garden ?
Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe !

Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas ?
Because they both have “Sandy claws” !

What does Father Christmas call his money ?
Iced lolly ?

What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Snow
Snow who ?
Snow business like show business !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Wayne
Wayne who ?
Wayne in a manger… !

Knock Knock
Who’s there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
It’s Christmas, Eve !

How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month ?
The letter “D” !

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia !

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
Black mail !

Who delievers cat’s Christmas presents ?
Santa Paws !

Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
Because it soots him !

Who delievers elephants’s Christmas presents?
Elephanta Claus !

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !

Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
Because he’s Sooty !

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